You are the best thing ever. No, really, I'm not just saying that to make you blush. You are absolutely, hands-down, my favourite tea in the entire world, and that's saying a lot, since I've tried many teas in my time. Not that I'm a tea slut. I didn't mean it like that. You're really the only one for me. The other teas, they meant nothing. NOTHING, I tell you. That cold brew ice tea this summer? It was just a fling. A summer thing. You know how it is.
...Stop looking at me like that. You KNOW you're only sold in the winter, after Halloween. You know I can't afford to buy enough tins of you to last me through till next winter! I always come back though! Okay, there was that thing with the vanilla chai for a while, but I still buy you every year! I save your beautiful red tins and I lovingly fill them with candy and... and... well... other tea bags.
I know, I'm a horrible person. I feel terrible. I don't want you to think I'm a tea slut and that I brew these other teas when you're not around just out of spite, but I get excited about trying something new. You're still my One True Tea though. We'll always have November through February...
Sincerely yours,
Melissa
Oh well, that leaves the tradewinds tea for me, and ME ALONE. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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