Monday, December 6, 2010

Dear Snow,

I have been having a very horrible day today and I have decided, it's all your fault. If you had not decided that it was cold enough under the altitude you'd been swirling around in, happy in your little cloud, my day would have gone much better I think.

Because of you, I have lost faith in humanity and their ability to drive. I have also lost faith in humanity and their ability to read. Finally, I have lost faith in humanity and their ability to keep an office building warm.

There is less than an inch of snow on the ground. Actually, less than half an inch of snow. I saw two serious car accidents on my way to work this morning. I also heard about at least 3 others on the radio. Humanity, most of you have lived in Ohio all your lives, you should know by now how to drive in snow and rain, especially those of you in SUVs. You have four-wheel drive. Use it.

My lunch was in the freezer door. It said very clearly, Chicken Noodle Casserole. So the person who put their lunch into the main body of the freezer that said very clearly, Chicken Carbonara, still apparently mistook my lunch for theirs. Learn to read. Please. I know there's snow on the ground and therefore you had to bring your lunch to work instead of driving out to eat because, God forbid, you have to drive in the snow any more than you need to (down the street), but that is not an excuse for not being able to tell the difference between freezer door and main freezer body, or the difference between Noodle Casserole and Carbonara. Now I have medications to take and no food to take them with except my diet coke. Not fun.

Finally, this is not a large office building. There are only 60 people in this office. It is below thirty degrees Fahrenheit out there and you think that 60 degrees is an acceptable temperature to keep this (very airy) office, that does not have thick carpet, curtains, or any other things in it to keep the heat in, warm?

In conclusion... Snow, this is all your fault.

Sincerely yours,

Melissa

1 comment:

  1. I blame snow for everthing evil in the world. Devil's dandruff if you ask me.

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